As we all know, The Donald Trump claims the election is "rigged."
So, instead of voting, I helped "rig" the election in favor of Hillary Clinton.
And, it was so easy.
In Oregon, we've been voting by mail since 1998, the first in the nation to do so. I dropped my ballot off on Friday at the county offices in Bend.
Oregon usually has one of the highest turnouts in the nation because we have a modern, civilized way of voting.
Speaking of voter fraud, it is virtually non-existent. But, voter suppression is a growing problem. The Supreme Court helped pave the way.
Yes, the media is also rigging this election because it reports what The Donald says and does and tweets.
Trump, and his groupies, whine that the media is silent on all the negative revelations in Hillary's or her campaign's emails.
They say she is getting a free ride to the White House.
Yeah, just like all those other women in history who've run for president.
What the Trumpettes don't realize is that Hillary has been under the media microscope, often maliciously, for more than 30 years. She's been tarred and feathered multiple times. Now, she is getting blamed for her husband's affairs. That's how low her opponents go.
The voters know Hillary all too well.
The Donald, meanwhile, is getting hostile coverage for the first time in his life. Yes, he's been a tabloid mainstay for years, but no one takes that stuff seriously.
He had the gall to run for president after never running for any other office. So, the media is doing its job in delving into his fraudulent business deals and despicable personal life.
That's not rigging, that's reporting.
After three debates in which Hillary crushed The Donald each time, the polls reflect the reality that voters are preferring her over him.
During the primaries, The Donald crowed day and night about his poll numbers. He even boasted that he "could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody" and wouldn't lose voters.
Well, that was then.
He now calls the polls phony and rigged against him.
He's talking like a loser.
Then again, he's always been a loser and a fraud.
He deserves the shellacking he's receiving in the press and the polls.
Here's hoping for his beat-down on Nov. 8.